The Ultimate Cheat Sheet On Children

So you stumbled upon this post hoping to find out the perfect thing to do with that crying snotty ball of irrational behavior that is currently on your floor having a “perfectly normal” melt down over a piece of bread on his sandwich falling slightly askew.

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There is no cheat sheet on kids.  It’s impossible each creature is their own and while talking nice and misdirection, compromise, lies, and bribery may work for someone they might not on yours.  The only thing you can do is your best for their best and repeat the mantra “this too shall pass” or “Yes I really want that case of cheap wine” whichever you find works best for you.

 

This post inspired by this post 😀 as a direct result of this post 😀

 

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