How to solve your biggest problem with Dragons!

It has come to my attention that more and more people are seeking out solutions to the ever growing dragon problem.  Our emergency personnel can not keep up with the house fires, the cops are forever seeking to find which dragon stole whose family jewels (As for the dragon-proof safes online at, I suspect that site may actually be run by dragons so you may want to do a little more research).

Bottom line is we need to do something and fast!

I have scoured the internet, spoke with numerous experts and after much discussion we have decided this is the best way to carry out the slaying of near by dragons:

1. Get an army of house hippos
2. Buy ALOT of igloos
3. Get a clown to train your house hippos (preferably an freeky one)
4. After the training is complete ( about 2 days and 1/7 ) get a phone and prank call the dragon
5. While you are prank calling the dragon, get your house hippos to go and find the dragon
6. When the dragon is located, get the house hippos to throw igloos at the dragon
7. When the dragon is frozen, put it in a freezer for an hour and 40 seconds
8. Throw the dragon in a volcano
9. Have some pie


You may have some follow up questions to this process, please feel free to post them in the comments section and I will respond as quickly as possible, I know how pesky these dragons can be!